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writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

these are actually nice you fucking nerd

  • 1. selfie

  • 2. what would you name your future kids?

  • 3. do you miss anyone?

  • 4. what are you looking forward to?

  • 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

  • 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

  • 7. what was your life like last year?

  • 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

  • 9. who did you last see in person?

  • 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

  • 11. are you listening to music right now?

  • 12. what is something you want right now?

  • 13. how do you feel right now?

  • 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

  • 15. personality description

  • 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?

  • 17. opinion on insecurities.

  • 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

  • 19. have you ever been to New York?

  • 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

  • 21. age and birthday?

  • 22. description of crush.

  • 23. fear(s)

  • 24. height

  • 25. role model

  • 26. idol(s)

  • 27. things i hate

  • 28. i'll love you if...

  • 29. favourite film(s)

  • 30. favourite tv show(s)

  • 31. 3 random facts

  • 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

  • 33. something you want to learn

  • 34. most embarrassing moment

  • 35. favourite subject

  • 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

  • 37. favourite actor/actress

  • 38. favourite comedian(s)

  • 39. favourite sport(s)

  • 40. favourite memory

  • 41. relationship status

  • 42. favourite book(s)

  • 43. favourite song ever

  • 44. age you get mistaken for

  • 45. how you found out about your idol

  • 46. what my last text message says

  • 47. turn ons

  • 48. turn offs

  • 49. where i want to be right now

  • 50. favourite picture of your idol

  • 51. starsign

  • 52. something i'm talented at

  • 53. 5 things that make me happy

  • 54. something thats worrying me at the moment

  • 55. tumblr friends

  • 56. favourite food(s)

  • 57. favourite animal(s)

  • 58. description of my best friend

  • 59. why i joined tumblr

  • 60. ask me anything you want

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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